Her lips move.
On 21 June 2019 she said this:
But today we learned what happened in July 2019, literally just days later:
Ah, classic Kez.
After all, who could forget “I’m only in politics for the short term and I have no interest in becoming party leader”?
Right up until she DID become leader less than a year later:
And promptly said “I’m in politics for the long term”:
Before quitting 15 months after that:
Or “I might vote for independence, wait no I definitely wouldn’t”.
There was much fun when she said Jeremy Corbyn was incompetent:
Before dramatically rediscovering her faith seven short months on:
We all loved the righteous fury of “It’s inappropriate and outrageous for a party leader to stand both for a constituency seat and on the list to make sure they get in”…
…coming as it did shortly prior to Dugdale using that exact route to occupy her own seat for eight years. She was in fact never once elected to a constituency seat.
And it seems almost needlessly cruel to bring up the whole “second referendums are absolutely wrong and should never be countenanced, right up to the point when I lose one, of course” routine:
But that’s mainly because nothing will ever top “as a matter of principle, everything I ever earn on top of my salary as a full-time MSP will be given to the charity of my best friend who has a dreadful terminal illness”.
“…unless it’s really LOADS of money, obviously, in which case sod principles, it’s going straight in my back pocket, LOL! What does he care? He’ll be dead soon anyway.”
We’re sure that faith and trust in politics will be restored any day now.
